Cody: *Sitting down with a sigh in the medical bay* I think I pulled a muscle.
Helix: Remember my rule about not waiting a full day to bring in sex related injuries? We had a whole ship-wide meeting about it. *pulling out hypos and helping Cody get on his stomach*
Cody: Sex related???
Helix: Yeah? You stayed the night with General Kenobi last night? I assume that’s where it happened?
Cody: Where, yes, how, no. I was reaching for a data pad that Obi-Wan was trying to hold out of my reach so I would go to bed.
Helix: …you guys were doing flimsiwork?
Cody: You guys think we have sex? The naked touching? Ew.
Helix: …are you leading him on? Clearly holding a data pad out of your reach was an excuse for flirting and getting busy.
Cody: His fangs imbedded in my shoulder said otherwise tbh
Helix: heifheodbre WHAT LET ME DISINFECT THAT WTF
Cody: lol